Justice Patience Roggensack, writing a majority opinion with three other justices, said state law bans sexual intercourse with anyone who does not give consent whether a victim is dead or alive at the time. Dead bodies obviously can't give consent, she said.This seems so painfully freaking obvious. But what's even more shocking is that apparently it's still legal to screw dead bodies in something like half the states, according to the article.
Is this one of those painfully obvious things you don't think you have to talk to your children about, but really needs a sit-down? "Johnny, let's discuss the ethics of digging up dead bodies..." I'm looking forward to having this discussion at my dinner table, let me tell you.
Maybe this is what happens when you show your kids Mr Happy Face videos at the tender age of four.
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I'm dying (get it? dying? Oh I'm hysterical) to know who the first person was that decided hooking up with a dead body would be a good thing.
It's obviously a guy who could never get a living breathing chick, prolly someone like an Ace of Spades commenter. ;)
Commenter? Are you sure one of those guys isn't the Head Moron himself?
I think the Head Moron is waaay too perverted for that.
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