$800K

That's what it's worth if a doctor cuts off your naughty bits, guys. At the tender age of 33.

An older article says it wasn't even an accident:

Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.

Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.

This guy needs to get married quick so he can have a reason for never having sex again.